Gilyartip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair naga.

Gilyartip created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilyartip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gilyartip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gilyartip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gilyartip's Holy Commandments

1. Gilyartip loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never eat peanuts.