Listyakarp is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive pigeon.

Listyakarp created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listyakarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listyakarp, he will try to impress you with trees.

Listyakarp's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Listyakarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Listyakarp on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.