Joncubwonfid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying goose.

Joncubwonfid created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Joncubwonfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Joncubwonfid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Joncubwonfid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Joncubwonfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Learn four new languages a year.