Sagdagyak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil hedgehog.

Sagdagyak created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagdagyak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagdagyak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sagdagyak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sagdagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not covet oxen.