Boghuncab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful mouse.

Boghuncab created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Boghuncab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Boghuncab, she will turn you into a rat.

Boghuncab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Boghuncab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Boghuncab.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if four horses approach from the south.