Likvigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident eagle.

Likvigflig created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Likvigflig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likvigflig, it will turn you into a worm.

Likvigflig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Likvigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likvigflig.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about black holes.