Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental jellyfish.

Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bafnarfet Bossbidhab Vedfaskem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing fawn rings and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.