Hanceddin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair hare.

Hanceddin created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanceddin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hanceddin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hanceddin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hanceddin's Holy Commandments

1. Hanceddin loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Hanceddin on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.