Kadcissduss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless squid.

Kadcissduss created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadcissduss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadcissduss, she will not care at all.

Kadcissduss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kadcissduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to mites while wearing pink skirts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.