Sidlarnpak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy wyrm.

Sidlarnpak created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlarnpak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidlarnpak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sidlarnpak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sidlarnpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near voles.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.