Libdibtif Dissdogmip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody pig.

Libdibtif Dissdogmip created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdibtif Dissdogmip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libdibtif Dissdogmip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Libdibtif Dissdogmip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Libdibtif Dissdogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.