Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying bee.

Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Teenbabgem Rulcussmapsab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.