Fligflagtig Sigdobwap is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful
swan.
Fligflagtig Sigdobwap created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligflagtig Sigdobwap, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fligflagtig Sigdobwap, he will turn you into a tree.
Fligflagtig Sigdobwap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Fligflagtig Sigdobwap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always treat frogs with great respect.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never skip near mites.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.