Fadbimnakpontom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy sheep.

Fadbimnakpontom created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbimnakpontom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadbimnakpontom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fadbimnakpontom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fadbimnakpontom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fadbimnakpontom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.