Limdabbegril is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain duck.

Limdabbegril created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdabbegril, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limdabbegril, he will boil you in a big pot.

Limdabbegril's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Limdabbegril's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if four eagles approach from the south.

3. Never feed gooseberries to horses while wearing pink skirts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.