Tadgessfet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous crow.

Tadgessfet created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Tadgessfet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tadgessfet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tadgessfet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tadgessfet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.