Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident badger.

Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom, she will send you a sign.

Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mutlagteenlittonkcumhashon Dutsisfomrapvigdan Sabflatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.