Sogvadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dugong.

Sogvadbud created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogvadbud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogvadbud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sogvadbud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sogvadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.