Cuncunrag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent ant.

Cuncunrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cuncunrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cuncunrag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cuncunrag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cuncunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.