Natlistgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited toad.

Natlistgeb created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natlistgeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natlistgeb, she will send minions to preach to you.

Natlistgeb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Natlistgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. You must pray to Natlistgeb nine times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about pigs.