Armpadhud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical unicorn.

Armpadhud created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Armpadhud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armpadhud, she will turn you into a plant.

Armpadhud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Armpadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the east.

2. You must love Armpadhud.

3. Never wear red tights.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.