Febgudmonhakbagmadwan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud camel.

Febgudmonhakbagmadwan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febgudmonhakbagmadwan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febgudmonhakbagmadwan, it will destroy your home planet.

Febgudmonhakbagmadwan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Febgudmonhakbagmadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Febgudmonhakbagmadwan loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.