Mabloprilcabmig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet troll.

Mabloprilcabmig created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabloprilcabmig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabloprilcabmig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mabloprilcabmig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mabloprilcabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.