Donxemwanflap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise owl.

Donxemwanflap created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Donxemwanflap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donxemwanflap, she will strike you with lightening.

Donxemwanflap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Donxemwanflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Donxemwanflap on top of important buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.