Omttargad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate warg.

Omttargad created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Omttargad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omttargad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omttargad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Omttargad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not make images of living things.