Rulfonbig is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating
weasel.
Rulfonbig created an atom four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rulfonbig, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rulfonbig, it will laugh at you.
Rulfonbig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Rulfonbig's Holy Commandments1. Hide if eight whales approach from the east.
2. Never think about eukaryotes.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Never think ill of sick snakes.
5. Do not chop down trees.