Righakboss Titgilfat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent horse.

Righakboss Titgilfat created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Righakboss Titgilfat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Righakboss Titgilfat, it will not care at all.

Righakboss Titgilfat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Righakboss Titgilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Righakboss Titgilfat's name in vain.