Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable fairy.

Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing violet coats.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Danzansak Wigbimkin Naddimbanstig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.