Wikrillban is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful cow.

Wikrillban created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikrillban, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wikrillban, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wikrillban's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wikrillban's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near sharks.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing corsets.