Sadlanbass Guningdan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair goose.

Sadlanbass Guningdan created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlanbass Guningdan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadlanbass Guningdan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sadlanbass Guningdan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sadlanbass Guningdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing green shoes.

2. Put Sadlanbass Guningdan first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the west.

5. Never eat cucumbers.