Cedpidwip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane fairy.

Cedpidwip created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedpidwip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedpidwip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedpidwip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cedpidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat turnips.