Satnarlgem Hughaklag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind salamander.

Satnarlgem Hughaklag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satnarlgem Hughaklag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satnarlgem Hughaklag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Satnarlgem Hughaklag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Satnarlgem Hughaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.