Flowcinshav is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous crow.

Flowcinshav created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcinshav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flowcinshav, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flowcinshav's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flowcinshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must pray to Flowcinshav three times a day.

4. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Flowcinshav's name in vain.