Rapdumyikfed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dingo.

Rapdumyikfed created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapdumyikfed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapdumyikfed, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rapdumyikfed's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rapdumyikfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed corn to monkeys while wearing green tights.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Rapdumyikfed on top of important buildings.