Rensigbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able aardvark.

Rensigbass created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rensigbass, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rensigbass, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rensigbass' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rensigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rensigbass.