Quimbommet Sadhabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Quimbommet Sadhabnurl created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbommet Sadhabnurl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quimbommet Sadhabnurl, she will turn you into a duck.

Quimbommet Sadhabnurl's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quimbommet Sadhabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not commit murder.