Spaggudhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise hyena.

Spaggudhas created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaggudhas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spaggudhas, it will manifest in front of you.

Spaggudhas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Spaggudhas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Spaggudhas six times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spaggudhas.

3. Never think about gravity near ants while wearing mauve tights and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.