Ligdibcem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing owl.

Ligdibcem created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdibcem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligdibcem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ligdibcem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ligdibcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to sheep while wearing cyan trousers.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

5. Always wear gray.