Tamnatbem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise wasp.

Tamnatbem created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnatbem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamnatbem, she will turn you into a snail.

Tamnatbem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tamnatbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never paint your feet orange.