Yarwitquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring goose.

Yarwitquill created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarwitquill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarwitquill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarwitquill's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yarwitquill's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Yarwitquill first in all things.

5. Pray towards the east.