Mipfaslap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent lizard.

Mipfaslap created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfaslap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipfaslap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipfaslap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mipfaslap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing red shorts and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

5. Always take life seriously.