Safgofsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking ant.

Safgofsaw created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgofsaw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safgofsaw, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Safgofsaw's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Safgofsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three frogs approach from the west.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Safgofsaw loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Pray towards the east.