Lannarthak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy chicken.

Lannarthak created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannarthak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lannarthak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lannarthak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lannarthak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.