Sogyogdon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate dolphin.

Sogyogdon created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogyogdon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogyogdon, he will turn you into a plant.

Sogyogdon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sogyogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.