Citjaddun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate hare.

Citjaddun created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citjaddun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citjaddun, she will turn you into a rock.

Citjaddun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Citjaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple ants for they are unholy.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Citjaddun on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citjaddun.