Mapbodtun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced gnu.

Mapbodtun created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbodtun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapbodtun, he will turn you into a snail.

Mapbodtun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mapbodtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if six manatees approach from the north.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always stare at clouds.