Guthim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair hare.

Guthim created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guthim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Guthim, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Guthim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Guthim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.