Gadfigleg Davmipwod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest crow.

Gadfigleg Davmipwod created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfigleg Davmipwod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadfigleg Davmipwod, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gadfigleg Davmipwod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gadfigleg Davmipwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near great tits while wearing fawn scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gadfigleg Davmipwod on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing black coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.