Betmigtiptun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive cow.

Betmigtiptun created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Betmigtiptun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betmigtiptun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Betmigtiptun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Betmigtiptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Put Betmigtiptun first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never wear pink boots.