Kartonfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy newt.

Kartonfit created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kartonfit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kartonfit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kartonfit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kartonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Kartonfit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Kartonfit on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.